Why Do You Ask?
This December will be the third Christmas that I’ve spent with my boyfriend, which is exactly three Christmases more than I’ve ever spent with any other dude, so I guess that’s pretty good. What’s not so good is the fact that people keep asking me if we’re going to get married.
My longstanding opposition to marriage notwithstanding, this
is one of those questions that people ask that are unnecessary and
unproductive. A short list of those
questions:
- When are you getting married?
- When are you going to start a family?
- Why are you single?
- Have you tried eating less/exercising/other weight loss advice?
Why are these questions unnecessary and unproductive? Well, God, beyond that, they’re incredibly
personal and invasive. I think the more
important questions are: why is it your fucking business? And do you realize that there’s underlying
judgment in these questions, specifically that being unmarried, childless,
uncoupled, and overweight are wrong and unnatural?
You know what is natural?
Death. But you know better than
to say to someone, “Hey, when do you think your parents are going to die?”
People have complicated lives. Relationships may not be their priority. They may struggle with fertility or pregnancy
issues. Or they may not like kids. They may have their own ideas of what makes a
happy relationship with their partner. They may feel fine about themselves at
any weight. Or not. It’s complicated,
and it’s nobody’s business to ask about in the same way you would ask someone
where they got their shirt or if they’re a cat or dog person.
And here’s the truth: I could give you all the reasons why
marriage is not the thing for me, but chances are, about half of you wouldn’t
believe me anyway. So I’ll just give you
one: I think marriage is really, really weird. I can’t get beyond the thought
that marriage is contractually requiring someone to go that work thing with
you, which is totally silly because IF YOU GO TO THE WORK THING ALONE, YOU CAN
LEAVE EARLIER.
But here is also the truth: When marriage/children/being
thin become the terminal goals in someone’s life, everything else that person
has accomplished, or loves, or enjoys, or is proud of, becomes, somehow, “less
than.” As in, “They’re such a great
couple, I wonder why they don’t have kids.”
Or, “He’s a really handsome guy, I wonder why he’s not married.” It doesn’t matter what else or how else they’ve
lived their lives; they are always measured on this. And believe me, I’ve seen too many people get
into really gross marriages or pushed out kids before they were ready because they’ve
internalized the scrutiny.
In the end, we all can only speak to our own
experience. We’re all just people
struggling to live our lives in the best way we can. Asking these deeply personal questions, even
with the best intentions, is at best, careless.
So, the next time you’re tempted to ask anyone when they’re going to do
that next big thing, instead, just let them know they’re perfect, just as they
are. Unless you’re talking to Donald
Trump. He’s an asshole.