All wrong for Facebook

Facebook is awesome! For posts about the weather, catching up with friends, reading hilarious things, etc. But it's an unforgiveable act of torture to subject your "friends" (who are just as likely to be that guy you went to Kindergarten with for a week as someone you actually speak with on a regular basis) to your random, insane and very wrong thoughts about religion, politics, USAToday.com comment posters, kids these days, etc.

So I am going to blog about it instead. This way, I know that I haven't unintentionally burned someone's impressionable eyes by unnecessarily insulting the moon, complaining about armpits, or making fun of the religious and/or political right. I figure, if you click on this, you want to read it.

Now, what do you want me to talk about?